1. It's called a squishy list because I have a new squishy nephew who was born today!!


2. Today I am 12 weeks pregnant. Time is zoooming for this little one. Feeling pretty great. Just tired and freeeeezing and...

take a deep breath (literally).....

3. I smell asparagus pee in random pockets all over my house.

I guess it's just my pregnant nose. I have not eaten asparagus in weeks, months in my home. I shower, the dog is somewhat clean, Kyle and the kids do not smell like it, it is just random corners and places in my house. It's not like I could be mistaking it for something else. We all know there is no comparison.

Driving. Me. Crazy.

(TMI?)

4. I missed Shep's 9 month update. Sorry about that Moose. I'll write your 10 month on Monday.

5. I am wearing a navy t-shirt with black pj pants. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight, I'll probably have to change. I just can't do navy and black. I know, I'm weird.

6. When a friend asked Sasster whether she thought #3 was a Hannah or Fischer, her response was "God is the only one who chooses"......  PROGRESS!!!!!

7. I wrote SBOAM a poem during my bath tonight....

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways:
1. You went to Sonic to get me a Chocolate Banana Milkshake
2. You let me stick my cold feet under your warm feet every night.
3. Not once have you called me crazy for saying our house smells like asparagus pee (to my face).

....I know what you're all thinking... "Poet and didn't know it..."

8. I am slowly going crazy 123456 switch! Crazy am I slowly going 654321 switch! (refer to #3).

9. I'm going to go change my shirt now.....and swab out the inside of my nose with rubbing alcohol.