21 April 2013

Gag Me

We've been having a little trouble with naptime lately. LK is outgrowing it (yes, on days when she is not in school I have still been making her nap...for my sanity) and Shep follows her cues.

Well the other day, I had tried everything to get them to settle down. After multiple disciplines, and the loss of all of her privileges, she finally came out of her room.

"Mommy, I'm going to need some more clothes."

"Why?"

"These are ruined."

"What do you mean they are ruined?"

"Well, I just threw up." (She says happily).

"What do you mean? Are you not feeling well??"

"Well, I just threw up and it was fun!"

....walking with her to her room to get her new clothes, I hear Moose screams.

"Oh, Mommy, I think little Shep is going to need some new clothes too."

....stopping.... "why?"

"Well, he just threw up too!" (she adds excitedly).

"You both threw up? Are you both sick?"

"Well, I just showed him how."

"You showed him how to throw up?"

"Yep! It was really funny!"

("Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.")


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