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A Monday List

1. I called it a Monday list because it's Monday.

2. The bad news is that I still sound like a truck driver when I talk. The good news is that I think I've progressed to a female truck driver.

3. It's national talk like a pirate day, so I guess there a positive side to #2.

4. I went to the grocery store without coupons today. (Although I had a digital coupon for free water that I took advantage of). I felt guilty. Like a sinner.

5. I'm a guilty sinner.

6. Sassy Pants refuses to call me "mommy". Only "mom". I don't like it.

7. My SBOAM leaves for an LDC to Mexico on Wednesday.

I already miss him.

8. Little Moose had yogurt for the first time today and loved it.

9. I don't think the Moose's problem was the bananas. I think the culprit was avocados. Found that one out the hard way.

10. Is that weird? Can avocados stop you up??

11. (Sorry Shep, I'll stop talking about it)

12. I added music to the blog. You're welcome.

12. I started cleaning out my closet Saturday. I'm still not finished.

12. There are (3) number 12's. Don't worry, it's going to be ok.

13. My benedryl just kicked in.

14. I'm going to act like Tom and Cruise.

15. Act like a Bread Truck and Hall Buns.

16. I'm out like a light.

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